HELLO!

WE WILL KEEP THIS SIMPLE! WE KNOW YOU ARE PROBABLY HERE CAUSE YOU LOVE US,
OR HATE THE INTERNET. DON'T WORRY... WE CAN DUMB IT DOWN FOR YOU.
- IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, GREAT! CHECK OUT OUR PRICING HERE
- IF YOU DON'T KNOW SCHEDULE A CALL HERE

 - IF YOU THINK YOUR MARKETING IS BLANK, BUT YOU HATE MARKETING COMPANIES, YOU ARE IN FACT IN A GREAT PLACE. WE HAVE A PACKAGE FOR YOU WHERE WE GIVE YOU THE SECRET SAUCE, THE SYSTEM, THE MEAT AND POTATOES AND YOU CAN RUN WITH IT YOURSELF FOR FREE AND NOT PAY US A DIME...

YOU COULD ALSO PAY US TO EXECUTE IT FOR YOU SO YOU CAN SAVE TIME.

EVEN BETTER & BEST, WE ARE SO CONFIDENT WE DON'T DO CONTRACTS. YOU CAN CANCEL ANYTIME. REMEMBER EVERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS IS A MEDIA / MARKETING COMPANY,

HOWEVER DELIVERING THE MESSAGE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART AND OFTEN FUMBLED, "STAY IN THE POCKET" (IYKYK) AND STICK TO YOUR MISSION STATEMENT / PURPOSE!